Wayne Wysocki

Wayne Wysocki Oct 2019

A Jack-o-Lantern, it's said,
Had the brain scooped out of his head;
He was only as bright
As the dim candle light,
But boy was he handsome instead!

#jackolantern #halloween #limerick

Wayne Wysocki Oct 2019

X-Factors

Hello, my darling variable,
'Tis me, your dear unknown.
How'd you like to take a chance?
You'd not be all alone.

We'd make a fine equation;
'Twould equal none we've known.
Just you, my darling variable,
And me, your dear unknown.

#algebra #math #love

Wayne Wysocki Oct 2019

One Down (haiku)

al-Baghdadi dead
Donald Trump proudly boasting
ISIS regrouping

#donald #trump #albaghdadi #terrorist

Wayne Wysocki Oct 2019

A Trip to the Orient

A poppy is pretty and bright
And its juice is so far out of sight
That the smoke in a den
Full of ***** old men
Makes all of them high as a kite.

#limerick #***** #poppy #high

Wayne Wysocki Sep 2019

Fate?

A gypsy told me destiny
Has etched the road ahead --
Someone else expressed that we
Can plot a course instead.

While worldly scholars speculate,
Perhaps the truth goes thus:
The universe just shows the way,
The rest is up to us.

#destiny #free #will

Wayne Wysocki Jun 2019

Toad Tale

a limerick by Wayne Wysocki

There once was an arrogant frog
Who thought he was king of the bog
But he wasn't so regal
‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ When the bark of a beagle
Scared him right off of his log.

#limerick

Wayne Wysocki Mar 2019

Bourbon And Ice

a limerick by Wayne Wysocki

A fellow who fractured his hip
Learned a valuable tip
If liquor you drink
At the ice skating rink
You're probably going to slip.

#limerick