Thank you autocorrect,
Without you I would get an E in ELA,
Without you,
I would get a job that pays the minimum wage a day

Also,
What's up with English teachers and being super cool or really cranky,
You can't even give them a little pranky

Like,
If you are this cranky everyday,
Just get another job to get your good pay,
And sometimes there too old to even work

It looks like they would be a better history teacher,
Because at that point they've seen everything

"Say cheese" they say,
Are they going to give me my pay,
I because I don't want to waste another day

Are you going to pay me with cheese,
I'll even say a nice little please,
You know what,
I've had a little question

How is yogurt made,
Is it made with stuff combined with milk,
Or is it like melted strawberry and honey cheese,
I honestly should just look it up,
I'm gonna get some yogurt in a cup

Mr.Monopoly man,
Is your name Dan,
That would seem a bit lame,
Nobody would really play your board game

No hate to the Dans out there,
But it feels like Dans have a huge evil lair,
To collect hatred and hair,
Mostly from me,
Your biggest hater,

I want my hairline back,
I think kindness is what you guys lack,
But oh man,
Dear Mr.Monolpoly man,
I'm sorry I owe you Jeff bezos' net worth

When I go to the zoo,
I always see monkeys throw their poo,
When I see the hares,
They are way smaller than bears,
When I see the flamingos,
I remember my dream of them eating mangoes

When I went to a glass shop,
There was a huge mop,
There was a piece of glass,
That made the shape of a bass,
But it looked like it was made from brass,
And some guy had a lot of gas

I'm going to a lake,
I'm not bringing a rake,
Don't even tell me about Drake,
After that,
I might eat a huge steak