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Arek Sep 2021
Is that a cold sore on your lip ?
did you catch the flu again ?
No it's from our shopping trip
and suggesting my wife she try size ten
Arek Sep 2021
Women like to grow their nails
Why ? The answer's simple
It's because there's many males
with an itchy pimple
Arek Sep 2021
A diamond is forever
but Cubic Zirconia gives me the time that I need
Arek Aug 2021
Indian girls
... just wanna eat Naan
Arek Aug 2021
For married men there is no vaccine
only a dose of patience with caffeine
Arek Aug 2021
If life gives you lemons
... then all you might need is vitamin D
Arek Aug 2021
A diamond a day
... will make your wife with you stay
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