Take a look around
not just the road ahead
Pull over, listen to the sound
of the wind instead

Taste it's sweetness in the air
hold your head up high
and when the day is in repair
touch the starry sky

Smell the living Earth
Don't just blindly drive
Then scream out like you're giving birth
"thank God I'm alive"

I'm a hopeless old romantic
who just wants to be with you
I'd cross the Pacific, the Atlantic
and then reach Timbuktu

I'd walk to the ends of this rock
and climb Mt Everest
I'd adjust the Big Ben's clock
and make it our love nest

I'd steal Neil Armstrong's boots
then make my giant leap
It's what happens when cupid shoots
you in the heart so deep

Little spider on my ceiling
what are you from my house stealing ?
hope it's that annoying fly
that's been landing on my pie

or that moth which loved to dine
on my favourite Calvin Kline
perhaps it's that mosquito which
gave me that persistent itch

So hurry please leave out the door
where you can hunt and eat some more
because you don't want to be at all
like that last spider on my wall

If I could turn back the clock
when is it that I'd go ?
would it be the birth of rock
when Elvis was on show ?

or wait until it evolved more
when Pink Floyd wrote the wall
or try to maybe hit the floor
when Bee Gees span the disco ball

But while I am no historian
There's a time I found this power
So to Huey's I'll take my Delorean
past 88 miles an hour

True friends are hard to find
so I bought a lie detector
then I could carefully read their heart and mind
to find who's true and who's an actor

but when the findings were compiled
the results were quite a blow
I was so upset but then eventually smiled
and I joined this TV show

Every day will be a gift
even grey and rainy Mondays
because eventually all the clouds will lift
and they'll become sunny Sundays

Every night will be the best
even when the wind is screaming
because eventually it will have a rest
and amongst stars we'll be dreaming

Every moment will feel better
and you will shed your last tear
just when you think your winter will get wetter
suddenly the skies will clear

On a scale from one to ten
she was a nine point nine
from head to toe she had a tan
her swimsuit looked divine

She turned the head of every man
I saw an old guy drool
and even women would stare when
she'd flaunt it by the pool

but there was just one little flaw
one tiny, teeny weeny
when I choked and to my horror saw
that she wore my mum's bikini