Learning to levitate
so far has not been easy
I smashed my wine glass and a plate
and it made me dizzy

I thought it had worked on my cat
when he jumped in the air
but I think it turns out that
he freaked out from my stare

Then suddenly out of the blue
you lifted off the ground
after eating my home made vindaloo
and accompanied with a sound

We are here, you and me
all because of luck
It's not that we were meant to be
that we're together stuck

It happened purely all by chance
the right time and right place
a simple act of coincidence
when we came face to face

and now we are a great success
bound together tightly
our luck almost started with an s
and that would have ****** slightly

The humans that are worst
live at both ends of the spectrum.
In truth they're so immersed
that they speak out of their ******.

Spreading their diarrhea
with every word they say.
Igniting lies from their fat rear
with their toxic spray

and ideas so demented
needing a second flush.
They are the reason we've invented
the disposable toilet brush.

Love starts in a blink

then ends with words we ink

What happens to us when we die
when it is finally over
do we go up to the big sky
and get to meet Jehovah ?

or do we go into the ground
or further down to hell
an eternity of just one sound
when you from pain yell

or do we linger as a ghost
or is it more complex
and we live inside another host
paying twice the tax

while some believe we never die
in reincarnation theory
what if i come back as a fly ?
i think i best ask Siri

"Who are you ?" said the sea
I am a grain of sand
a tiny speck down here, that's me
where all my days i spend

My name you'll never know
who wants to know a grain
Your waves they always come and go
but here i remain

and for you here I'll wait
to take me in your swirl
Although I'm small my dreams are great
of one day being a pearl

Patience is a virtue, so
I better make this snappy
no big exotic words, oh no
but simple one's and happy

now I will write this quickly, yes
no need to show I'm smart
it's best to write fast and think less
with words straight from the heart

so while the moon shines bright above
and night is oh so starry
don't waste your time waiting for love
but grab it in a hurry